Salad Fingers 8: Cupboard

Salad Fingers 8: Cupboard


Hello salad fingers waw I like to listen to my radio I Listen to the War and sometimes If I’m an early bird, I listen to croxley at breakfast I can’t find a clear station roger He gets a little uppity when he hasn’t had his sustenance ( Weird radio sound ) Oh! What a hideous sound Have I happened upon an unpleasant broadcast? What’s this about roger? I do hope it doesn’t concern me ( High pitched radio sound ) A man can’t cope with all these unpleasant frequencies about I think I’ll sit this one out in the safety cupboard Where are you skipping off to today Penny Pigtails? I’m heading off to market for some raspberry Jam “I’ll sell you no such thing!” Said the market trader. “Your legs are made of cotton and they’re far too long.” ( Salad fingers weeping) Oooooooh! All is not lost! Penny Pigtails. You found yourself a special hair Ah! You all look so beautiple together So happy A gay little quintet gently singing in the breeze There were three in the bed, and the little one said roll over Scrub that muck up at once Hubert Cumberdale. I’ll have no dirty immigrants in my house ( Low radio sound ) ( Weird radio sound ) ( Radio screeches ) Roger I shan’t have you bellowing such frequencies at this hour Upsetting my insides and worrying my mind I have a good mind to show you the door It was quite bad mannered of you To keep one of my hairs I’d like it back if that’s not an issue Pardon This house is filthy! Clean it up But it’s not my turn, and it’s a rotten job. I shan’t I can’t I won’t DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. Glup! ( Salad fingers cries )

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