INSTAGRAM nail art! Be a social media whore YASS

INSTAGRAM nail art! Be a social media whore YASS


the new instagram update is holo *holotastic intro* holo everyone it’s me Cristine and as you may already know, we did it we reached one million holosexuals on instagram and to celebrate, I did these instagram nails oh and we are also having this minor giveaway, just a small giveaway the giveaway is being hosted on instagram but you can go watch my giveaway video on youtube to see what you can win this giveaway ends on April 24th so if you are watching after that don’t worry you might be able to unlock the next giveaway anyways in my giveaway video, if you have superior holo identification abilities you may have noticed that I was sporting some holographic instagram nails so let me show you how I did these nails because everyone wants to put the instagram logo on their nails I’m starting off with a peel off base coat because obviously I need to be able to peel off this milestone so I can save it so now I’m applying a black polish which is nothing to do with the instagram nails that you just saw I actually did a whole bunch of crap on my nails cause I had an idea make some things with foil but it didn’t work out at all 🙁 but as you guys know I like to show you my fails so that pink sh*t is some liquid latex from bundle monster then I added some foil glue then some holo gold foil ooooooooo my god see now this is where I thought I was extremely clever by drawing the number 1 with liquid latex. you couldn’t really tell it’s the number one I also drew the letter M on my other nail for million like one million, 1 M, you know, letters, words, numbers and that was just a complete disater, I don’t know what happened there I don’t think foil glue agrees with liquid latex just put it that way I tried to save it the messy outlines by adding pink foil but ya that didn’t work either what the hell is this?! I’m not sure… but that gold holo foil sure has potential, I’ll have to use it again some time so I peeled it all off because I was not satisfied this is not the way to celebrate one million holosexuals and we gotta start over peel off base coat then we are going to make the background of the instagram logo which is suppose to be a boring beige but we are gonna make it holo (yay) I’m using this beautiful nude champagne holo that is sure to convert instagram to holosexuality like honestly who chooses a plain boring cream beige?? as the main colour in their logo>:( why would you ever do that.. it is so boring but even beige isn’t boring when it’s holo add a quick dry top coat / TACO because you are getting hungry oooo YEAH linear holo comes to LIFEEEEE under the LIGHTTTTSSSS I LOVE YOU SO MUCHH the reason why you just added a quick dry top coat / taco because I should probably explain things to you is because we are gonna be adding acrylic paint next and acrylic paint is easiest to apply over top of a top coat / taco that has dried so that you can scratch it off if you f*ck up oh guys help me I’m distracteddd I can’t get away from the holo look at all the RAINBOWS IT’S SO PRETTY.. UHJFSKA so next you are going to take a brush that paints. I’m using the double zero one from twinkedt then you are gonna paint some brown acrylic paint on the tip of your nail just the tip.. nail videos are so easy to make tip jokes in let it dry in between coats because you are gonna need to apply two or three coats with this paint to make it look opaque and like you just dipped the tip or your nails in a pile of sh*t perfect instagram your logo is soooo attractive *Illuminati song thing ding* next I’m taking a much skinnier nail art brush and mix it with a little bit of black acrylic paint with some white cause we are going to paint the outer ring of the lens now this is why I never do freehand because do you see how my hand is shaking literally having a panic attack right now the filling in the circle part is not as stressful so that’s a nice break and I don’t know.. is that a circle guys.. does it look like a circle to you?? it’s kinda uneven actually maybe I should make it bigger and even it out this could be a terrible decision Cristine WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOUR SELF YOU ALWAYS MAKE IT WORSE now the lens is much bigger than i orignally intendedd in between colours you can just rinse off your brush with water that’s one of the reasons why I like using acrylic paint when you are doing tiny deatails like this which I rarely do anyways because it also requires a lot of talent the other reason why I prefer to use acrylic instead of nail polish when drawing tiny things like this is because then the tiny elves are on my side no really though it’s because acrylic paint is a lot thinner and therefore smoother and that makes it easier to apply because nail polish can get a little bit goopy and you can’t SCRATCH off nail polish like this can you it’s the tooth pick trick.. does anyone remember that from my super early old videos?? use a tooth pick to erase all of your mistakes! and shape whatever mess you just drew into something that makes sense so next thing I’m taking a little bit of black polish, black polish?? no no.. it’s not polish it’s acrylic paint. Cristine stop it you’re confusing the people mix some black acrylic paint with some brown acrylic paint because we are going to make a slightly lighter part of the lens if that makes sense eh hahaha acrylic paint dries so matte.. weirdd now I gotta make a white reflection thingys in the lens so it looks like a lens… except i’m very nervous doing this this part this is what’s going in my head.. euajiejoa=edksnlm don’t touch it.. barely touch it ehaoj I’m shaking don’t f*ck it up.. PLEASEEE ok we did good now stop touching it. now it’s time for instagram’s half ass attempt at a rainbow.. so we got blue green yellow and red my nails are so curved which makes this very hard if you’re new here.. I say this in almost every video this is a C – Curve.. it’s when your nails look like a C the C stands for C ristine of course to counter act the curvyness of my nail I just made the red stripe a little thicker because you are not gonna see half of it then we add the yellow stripe.. then the green stripe.. and then the blue stripe. yes I am still experiencing much freehand stress I can’t take it I hate it. I should of used nail vinlys now we gotta paint that weird thing that sits under the rainbow. I don’t even know what that is. I thing the word insta was suppose to be written there. but there is no way in hell that I am going to paint that alright on to my other nail now I’m trying to make orange because that is the colour of instagram notifications except for some reason red and yellow don’t want to make orange.. like what is this this is like salmon colour the colour theory principles I learnt in grade three are not working I suppose that I could just use orange nail polish but painting with acrylic paint is so much easier we will just have to do with this ugly muddy colour orange so I’m just painting a rounded rectangle notification box thingy except I’m painting it vertically as appose to horizontally because there is no way that it could fit on my nail the other way around.. add a couple coats of that nasty colour orange and now I’m gonna try and paint the follower icon and then 1 M everyone hold your breath.. hold your breath right now *crying sounds of sadness and disapointment* it’s not the cleanest of lines but it works ok and now just do a little shake.. do a little dance while you are painting on the 1 *crying of disappointment again* some people find freehand painting relaxing or stress relieving I DON’T I find it extremely stressful and it makes me wanna break down into tears.. I’m always worried that I would f*ck everything up with one stroke will the toothpick fix my mistake?? no not really.. because you can’t scratch acrylic paint off acrylic paint.. hehe okay whatever I’m moving on gonna paint the little quotation thingy at the bottom of the notification bubble and we are done!! it only took me five hours.. of STRESS. and now we must protect the instapiece by adding a nice thick coat of glossy taco.. if your fingers can’t function anymore and you got it all over your skin.. simply take an orange stick and wipe it away. add the glossy tacos on all your nails cleanup the glossy taco from all your nails… I see how after the glossy taco dries.. it’s a little bumpy. acrylic paint always does that. i don’t know why.. so whenever you do use acrylic paint make sure to add 2 thick coats of glossy taco so basically you need two tacos to seal in the design and give a beautiful shine jk jk jk look it’s my instagram nails with my instagram except I filmed this before I hit 1 million what do you think I work that fast?? no.. I get the impression that not everyone even knows that I have and instagram account but the truth is that I started my nail stuff on instagram so if you are only watching me on youtube and not following me on instagram.. you should definitely go follow me on instagram that’s where my sassiness first started out.. and it started out on instagram captions and then it came to youtube later also some people seem to get concerned that people are impersonating me on instagram these are all the accounts I own. I also run simplynotlogical which is a feature account where I post other people’s videos and you can use the hashtag simplynotlogical for a chance to be featured and menchie the cat that’s my daughter she posts herself and zyler the cat that’s my son he is a sinnicle prick sometimes.. and I hope you guys enjoyed these instagram nails and obviously you don’t have to write one m in there.. you can write whatever you want.. oh hey we forgot to do.. whats on my other hand!! cause you guys thought I forgot didn’t you oh of course not I didn’t.. I’m wearing this gorgeous purple vibrant holo that is one of the polishes up for grabs in my giveaway.. this is probably the sexiest linear holo ever because the colour is so bright and it’s brighter than my futureee alright guys another huge thank you to everyone who supports me and all the crazy sh*t I like to do on this channel.. and on my instagram.. there would be no simplynailogical if there was no you or holosexuals we cannot survive without the masses another giveaway may or may not be unlocked at one million youtube holosexuals so if you are not subscribed.. to my channel then what are you waiting for because you gotta help the people unlock the giveaway it’s a team effort thanks so much for watching guys and I’ll see y’all next time byeeee *sexy outro*

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