Elon Musk, Flamethrowers, Tide Pods & Other YouTube Challenges | TalkyBox Podcast #59

Elon Musk, Flamethrowers, Tide Pods & Other YouTube Challenges | TalkyBox Podcast #59


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the talkie box podcast mmm good oh yeah I’m your host Dave and with me sometimes
is Jason sometimes Jason and Justin hey sometimes and we got Jeremy Adam back
sometimes whatever Dave yeah you are my constant in that you are constantly on
this show yes we pretty much don’t do the show if I’m not here pretty much we
definitely don’t do the show if you’re not here yeah I think you should do
without him one day I don’t know if they can’t Oh break into my house to do the
show oh I could I’m sure just start taking shit before I leave anything I’m
gonna take this microphone with me to practice some stuff grab my phone really
quick I’m gonna borrow your computer borrow that real quick mm-hmm I would
like to do all these so we could still film some some off-site oh yeah
shenanigans and then bring them back to the audience
they’re not not technically talkie box shows like when you peeled your face off
yeah I mean it’s still talking about show which is not the podcast or like
the most disappointing fourth of July spectacular really good I’ve got so many
views if you guys if you want to see some really compelling video go check
out our fourth of July spectacular yeah also go back and look for a winter fun
list of the story by Jason it’s probably one of the most longest things we’ve
ever heard yeah it’s tedious its bigoted Jason I was told just before the show
started that you got yourself a smartphone oh yeah yeah well it was it
was donated to me ah yes it was donated to me by our charitable case by a more
tech-savvy friend who had himself a better smartphone and this was like his
throw away right I couldn’t even get credits for it so it’s just like a yeah
yeah you take you take this take my trash hey my god I won’t give
any money for it it’s trash and now you have surprised with your trash what what
is it it’s I think it’s a 6-1 make like an iPhone 6 iPhone 6 that helps like 124
it’s a 6 ok but what about a scale from 1 to 10 it’s still 6 okay 100 I think
what it is is jason has this like he does not have an affinity for technology
so he’s more than likely I’m just speculating here he is absolutely like
chilled to the balls scared to figure out how to use this so he’s just basic
so did you text me from this iPhone – no no he’s still using his other phone as
his phone I’m only using the iPhone for the Potocki game chats for apps and
stuff but I’ve only downloaded one app that I was instructed to download
it’s called discord okay and it’s basically an app for you you can chat
it’s like a multi-party chat for audio chat or for just text chatting okay but
mainly setup I’m guessing for gaming but it could be used for conference calling
of any kind really okay it’s like twitch chat alright without twitch hmm so you
just talk to Todd your friends yeah like a group chat thing are you just yeah
like Twitter but like exiting the LARP that we play is like a chat box chat box
for that like so people from exid in can get together and write chit chat with
each other and then pretty chat no one’s ever asked me to get this thing yeah
they probably don’t want to lose dirt but and the reason it was given to me it
was so that I could game with this friend because he’s on PC and I’m on
PlayStation 4 and so you know there wasn’t an easy in-between for us
to chat while we were gaming you guys can cross-platform on the same game yeah
there’s many games that are cross-platform for PC to PlayStation 4
no I did not know that I did thanks Johnny yeah yeah it’s true
so I guess what’s what games are you playing us still the same games
fortnight was specifically what this was purposed for was just so that we could
kind of play some a little bit of shooter games with each other there’s
like the collaborative gamers that everyone for himself kind of gave them
both okay there’s the squad play duo play single person play okay but and and
there’s a PvE part that you have to pay for and I’ve talked about this before on
the show but no and so but the part that I played it’s free to play for everyone
is a hundred-man battle royale right so and it actually very recently updated
the map the old map was getting pretty redundant same map over and over you you
approach it at different angles when you’re parachuting in but still like so
same terrain still the same terrain so after your thousandth parachuting in
like you’ve kind of learned every nook and cranny right so they they kind of
updated the map added some new areas to it broadened it out a little bit I
watched him play this hundred man melee kind of thing and it kind of feels like
The Hunger Games almost yeah like everybody just kind of goes in there you
grab the first weapon you can if you’re lucky you make it if you don’t you’re
you’re dead within like the first few people and it just has like a little
ticker that lets you know how many people are left in the map you there I
think you told me I think he told us last time with the part where I wasn’t
paying attention that you had been the first killed but you hadn’t been the
last was no I’ve actually won twice oh I have two two victories under my belt
from the game but and I’ve never been the first one to die because usually the
first one dye jumps off the bus immediately parrot
union arrow drops straight down and there’s like 10 or 15 people that
they’re all immediately fighting for weapons in the very first spot that
comes across I haven’t even gotten off the bus at this point okay like I like
to just chill and sort of take my time find a spot that only has one or two
other people that are contesting it sort of watch where they drop in grab a
weapon sneak up on them Jack them while they’re not paying
attention okay okay so what you had told me was that you there been times where
you would like you were still parachuting down some I shot you were
something as you were driving was that it yes I have been shot at plenty of
times yeah they can actually drop you out of the sky that way but you played
me good video games lately I was just telling Jeremy earlier I I haven’t
played a console game in a month at least I’ve just been busy with like
light testing and stuff you know for my new job and some of that but I’ve just
only been playing games on my phone a little bit that’s about it and just the
same games I’ve been playing there’s like a Marvel Avengers Academy game that
play that’s just a time-waster yeah I saw it several other happening
like that yeah that’s all Windows or game there you go like you would play
just arcade yeah just like these you know time wasting yeah Bourget like
while I’m waiting on you know the sum counter to take down on this game I’ll
play this other game oh you know that kind of thing I actually uh I’ve been
playing and actually just beat Super Mario Odyssey for the switch
yeah I when I got the switch a little while back I went and picked up Mario
played like to the first stage I’m like oh this is cool and everything and then
I got caught up in breath of the wild and I was just knee-deep in breath of
the wild for a while and it’s a very big game so after a while like you know I’m
just gonna put this down for a second there’s still plenty to do went back to
Mario Odyssey and play through it and beat it and I’ll tell you it is an
amazing game it is really really good yeah they have it actually just won a
few awards for like Game Informer like games of the year and stuff like that
best platformer it was one of the coolest things that
they do that I think is you know you’ll go through these big giant 3d stages and
you can throw your hat on certain enemies and then become that enemy and
like take on their powers for a second but then there are other parts where you
go to like a little pixelated pipe and you go down the pipe and it takes you to
like an old school under 2d like to do it’s still like laying in on the 3d map
so it’ll be on like the side of a giant mountain or something and you’ll pop in
and you’ll see your little 3d sprite yeah run it up and collecting coins on
the side of this mountain it’s a really really cool feature there is it almost
every single stage and it was a really interesting play like they somehow kept
it true to Mario but still like expanded on and built it up a lot and gave you a
ton of features to play with yeah the minigames are a lot of fun too I need to
get back in and Nintendo is at least Mario the last Mario game I played was I
think Mario 64 so I never played like sunshine or galaxy or I never played
sunshine or galaxy I played 64 I played Paper Mario and the Paper Mario
follow up on Nintendo 64 and honestly I really haven’t had a Nintendo platform
since the Gamecube I think yeah I never had that yeah well it was my buddies I
play it all the time right but the switch I have found to be a great
investment oh good yeah I mean the games that I have on it are a lot of fun
they’re fun to play handheld they’re fun to play docked you know and it’s it’s
really cool to see like a handheld game of you’re playing you’re used to playing
it on a tiny screen and then you just like plop it into a little dock and now
it is gorgeous and like 1080p on your big-screen TV it’s it’s a nice change
it’s nice change of pace and I definitely recommend it to anybody who’s
looking for a fun game system what was your total time total play time to beat
the game Odyssey Odyssey it probably took me about 25 hours to get through
just all of the main stages but then of course like any Mario game
there’s always a way of going back and getting more stars or you know doing the
100% like perfection completionist I could probably spend another 15 20 hours
doing that so I mean it’s it’s a good 45 to 50 hour game you think a lot of time
in this game you can sink a lot of time you know and they do have some
two-player features as well is there are there’s I don’t know if Mario has ever
done DLC but is that something that um poor man for this one I haven’t seen
anything about DLC I know they had like an update that added like Luigi as a
character and stuff like that I know they did just come out with the DLC for
breath of the wild which is supposed to be phenomenal supposed to have like a
motorcycle and new weapons and stuff like that yeah a motorcycle a motorcycle
a motorcycle day looks like a horse it looks like a horse
really yeah the Dullahan but no that’s also another game that I highly
recommend breath away breath of the wild fantastic game yeah forwards backwards
side to side great go oh speaking of tech something happened
not not tech that used to be on the show but technology something happened
recently that that is both exciting and terrifying Elon Musk is going to release
a flamethrower available to the public for $500 he already has is a real sold
five hundo worth of $500 flamethrower
once so I think they’re like $600 flamethrowers I’m sure I saw quit
flamethrowers and over 600 well maybe someone was buying him and market him up
yeah he’s right there five he’s not doing it through Tesla he’s doing it
through the boring company which he also used to like he sold hats how much a
boring hands they just say boring company on them and
he sold so many of these hands I think he made like $500,000 on these hats or
something like that to fund digging a tunnel for these underground super
trains that he’s yeah so it’s he’s using the boring
company to sell stuff that he finds boring mmm – including a flamethrower I
thought was called boring because it’s tunnel-boring that might be it – yeah boring that he finds boring
flamethrowers where’s my laser Gatling God but time that in the videogame
Jeremy you were telling me earlier sorry about cuz he’s like been going crazy
tweeting about this he had um one of his tweets was something like but wait
there’s more this flamethrower is also sentient it’s safe where is
cryptocurrency and it comes with a free bike blockchain or something the lead
director from the borderlands game series is like dude we want to put this
in the next Borderlands yeah like can we do that you can write the flavor text
and everything is like yeah sure go for it so in war lands 3 we’re gonna have
the sentient flamethrower so here it is this is the boring company flamethrower
retail $500 USD and if we want to understand it’s like it’s available be
sold because it only shoots out yeah I’m 10 feet or something cuz like if it’s
more than 10 feet its military yeah but that’s still like that’s clever oh yeah
absolutely why wouldn’t I want a flamethrower yeah
what do I need a flamethrower for irrelevant question why wouldn’t I want
a few ever seen a spider market that no like I said you only use
them that’s the problem that all of these that are being sold they’re being
sold to people that shouldn’t have them absolutely that’s the terrifying part is
while it’s awesome that you can go out and buy a flamethrower on the open
market you can buy the uncle market I saw so many arson cases I saw something that said we’re living in a time where young adults think it’s okay to eat Tide Pods and someone is selling affordable flamethrowers on the open market they should not be at the same time it’s so ridiculous so you know I think we
should take this opportunity for an advisory statement yeah a little PSA if
you watch this show please by all means do not eat Tide Pods we need followers
guys we can’t lose you to Tide Pods stop killing yourself by eating – which I saw something recently that says like we live in a time where kids are actually washing their own mouths out with soap I was I was driving by a one of those tide dry cleaners the other day and just because
of all the bullshit with this going on I’m driving by and I’m like Tide
restaurant no that’s not right, something’s wrong here I wonder if I can get a reservation They did have a valet and a drive-thru Of course they did But I’m serious I wonder what their top-selling appetizers are you want to know an incredible life hack I recently discovered tide
dumplings you can actually use a tide pod to clean your clothes oh yeah you
can launder those things you know yes I actually have Tod pods oh yeah
and everybody that comes in makes that joke they’re like oh is that the snack
on later later obviously I am what I have these know the sad thing is no one
said anything about the Cascade pods which I’ve got several of those for a
dishwasher no man tide has the most flavor because it has blue and orange
mmm I think like green and purple yeah not good enough it doesn’t it doesn’t it
doesn’t it’s not appetizing mmm those are joker colours i think yeah alright
there’s definitely it’s like the tide ones are like grape and orange I’m
pretty sure that’s the flavor profile they’re going for yeah grape and orange
what a world where we live in coming up next on talkie box watch the game eat
Tide Pods it’s not no no I’m not doing it I’m curious what the actual the
limitations are on on weapons like so flamethrowers are obviously totally fine
totally okay yeah right 10 feet or less so like what about like shock weapons
and stuff like that like you can buy a Taser and
you can buy taser you can buy a BB gun you can buy a flamethrower what’s that
they’re all the same you can buy a missile launcher I mean they’re plastic
missiles and it’s in the toy line it says GI Joe on the side
spring-loaded baby repair yourself but no I see where you going with that and
and I mean how long until we have missile launchers you know that are
they’re readily available and affordable and legal yes the right to bear
flamethrowers apparently country yeah a missile is just a flame thrower that
explodes when I wonder that does make me wonder like if for whatever reason the
government decided to crack down on this flamethrower thing is is a flame thrower
protected on the Second Amendment I mean it’s arms technically a firearm
so yes I mean it’s literally far no I think I think you could probably get
some lawyers to rally a healthy debate about the subject which none of us are
lawyers so let’s you’re Jason’s opinion but it’s
just like alright so you know obviously all right you’re not buying them for
hunting right now you’re not buying them for sport you know like like sport
against other I don’t know man they’ve got vape Olympics there’s probably gonna
be a flame thrower Olympics now well that’s probably not a good idea I mean
you’re not really buying it for like any kind of skillful target practice yeah
because it’s a flame thrower right you set up some paper plates draw an X in
the middle of it and the flames but think about think about things like
starting a fire in your fireplace starting a bonfire couch use a flame
color for that’s what these flame throwers are gonna be used for are not
gonna be used for any I think I think we should buy these and repackage them
create like a package deal put the flame thrower on there put the
flame throw in there like a canister of gas
allene you know and its we’ll just call it a fireplace starter kit yes we will
have to put an advisory on there actually do we know what fuel it uses
right I would assume propane propane or butane or something like that and Sun
you can get like to replace right I mean it’s gotta be something somewhat readily
available all right so uh I actually want to read some of the flavor text on
this all right so we got um $500 the boring company flame cook guaranteed to
liven up any party the world’s safest flame thrower Oh fire extinguisher sold
separately parenthesis for exorbitant amounts of money taxes and shipping will
be added to check out additional custom fees and the rest of its boring may not
be used on boring company decorative lacquered haybales or boring company
dockside munitions warehouses before shipping aspiring flamethrower
aficionados will be sent terms and conditions rhyme for review and
acceptance start shipping in the spring okay interesting
so people have already placed their order for this but they don’t start
shipping until the spring yes and you can also buy the boring company fire
extinguisher pre-order it’s $30 buy an overpriced boring company fire
extinguisher you can best definitely buy one for less elsewhere but this one
comes with a cool sticker and the button is conveniently right above alright so
there you have it and it doesn’t really say much about it it’s not really whoa
calm down cart so and they really want me to have some we don’t know what fuel
uses we don’t know what fuel although I assume it names whatever fuel hooks up
to that hose yeah it looks it it looks like a propane
canister oh yeah yeah I see one I tell you it’s like he said when you like
actually buy it you know they’ll send you the terms and conditions but it
might tell you what you’re gonna you can probably buy boring companies canisters
as well yeah they are great at Mario right amounts of money so but I prefer
to have like a backpack canister kind of thing right I mean that makes sense yeah
I love their website alright it’s a white page and underneath the
like you know your little tabs you’ve got home FAQ jobs media feedback hat
flamethrower yeah of course know how to market to their audience all I’m saying
my favorite thing about this though is when he was still marketing the hats
he’s like all right once we sell this many more hats we’re moving on to flame
throwers and everyone’s like why is this a joke he’s like all right only 5,000
more hats flame throwers guy I thought it was a joke I remember that like flame
throwers haha we met the quota flame throwers are coming yeah okay flame
thrower the over priori oh my god he did it what will he do next
has he said so what happens we listen if they put if they have affordable
filtration jet packs coming to market it can be two grand I’m gonna get one I’m
gonna fly everything yeah with your flamethrower and you’re boring hat yeah
yeah I hope a brand represented I’ll be flying in hey guys have you heard about
this flame thrower I got a nifty hat I hear the Lightning
cannons and that exists whoo man I feel like they should have like a Tesla can
and I feel like that would make sense yeah I know the thing I’m really worried
about now is that I mean you know Muskies could come he’s gonna become a
super villain no no no yeah musk is gonna be already a super villain he’s
not gonna become one I mean you know but you could be heard my guess is if he’s
gonna be a superhero or super villain he is already he’s gone to terms with that
part of the decision doesn’t mean he’s there yet like the Iron Man suit is not
ready yet you never really get when you’re that kind of a visionary with
that kind of wealth and power you never really get to that I’m not apex I’m not
saying there’s not a mark one in his garage I’m just saying he’s not flying
til there’s a mark three so I’m saying he’s probably gone he’s walks around
with you know just leaving his house bug BAM
I think one of the things I really like about Elon Musk is like he’s he’s so
involved in like specific acts but aspects of culture and he’s like he’s a
big video game nerd and he is very open about that in his tweets and his like
follow-ups like the fact that Borderlands once he like I fully believe
that that will end up in the next Borderlands game Elon Musk will write
the flavor text and he will be a big part of that if it’s a Cynthia
flamethrower he might get to voice it that was I would say odds of him voicing
a small part in it would be very likely oh yeah he’s a hot commodity that Elon
Musk I did hear that what they opened up the the factory in Rochester New York I
want to say somewhere in New York that is producing the the tiles the solar
tiles the roofing tiles Oh discussed a long time ago those are cool and so
they’re actually being manufactured here in America now and should be able to be
purchased so for those of you who don’t know what he’s talking about like
something that Elon Musk came out with I mean it was probably a year ago now that
like we actually saw the announcement but he was talking about these solar
panels and he unveiled these roof tiles these roofing shingles that are solar
panels that will charge a battery and will power your home and there’s
supposed to be like weather resistant they look just like regular roof
shingles it’s they’re really really cool and apparently they’re supposed to be
very affordable as well so we’ll see how that turns out it doesn’t mean it’s not
going to cost you several thousands of dollars to repair roof but erm it’ll be
better as it become more affordable and becomes built into certain housings like
that’s when it’ll become affordable and you’ll start seeing it go mainstream and
you’ll probably never actually completely offset power usage so you
know you’ll just you’ll be able to reduce green house there’s some people
who have done that like there’s been people where they produce their own
power to the point where these they’re selling the power back to the power
companies yeah but those people are are being very thorough and specifically
mindful of generating power or they have like the solar panels that actually
follow the Sun those little flower solar panels that cutting yeah those things
are cool you know yeah and and you know if you’re like a robotics guy from
Georgia Tech or something like that like sure you’ve got that in your backyard
and right you get $12 a month from generating enough power to you know but
also you know a hundred dollars less power bill that you wouldn’t have
otherwise and you’re probably real fun at parties you might have a freezer full
Ed’s in there telling you know who else is real fun at parties know anyone who
gets that flame thrower right right there in the whoops oh it is
going driving any party there’s gonna be so many when it releases like the flood
on YouTube videos of people setting things on fire all right so do we want
to go ahead and pull the money now and pre-order we can set some shit on fire
and put it on the Internet yeah maybe we should I think that’s well within our
realm of capabilities I mean we could do that with how quickly can I burn down
this stick you know with the small YouTube channels just got the new boy in
flamethrower just got third-degree burns in the two videos I’m in the hospital
let’s see how quickly this will now in jail you try and melt that videos like
several several months later why they deserved it it’s all gonna be fun and
games because you know adults we give each other a certain amount of leniency
to be dumb and learn from it or die from it you know but it’s the first time that
some fucking kid goes and grabs their their dumbass uncle’s flamethrower exit
to a school cafeteria and like one kid gets part and now Congress is you know
looking phones are ringing off the hook and shoot I don’t think you were
listening to me earlier to liven up any party
world’s safest flamethrower does say that right it says it right there it’s
the safest flamethrower that’s because all other flame throwers are
specifically designed to kill people world’s safest flamethrower right it
says because every other predecessor flamethrower was specifically designed
with war in mind right so this is a party flamethrower this is a war on
boredom which is like boredom which is kind of like those little pull-string
poppers that you get at New Year’s Eve except like everybody is eyebrows if
everybody’s on fire right these people like screaming the curtains are
definitely gone you know yeah arson joke is really easy to trace these YouTube
videos I mean when the hoverboard came out just that became a huge deal and
telling them we’re on fire yes best part about those bad words so so what’s gonna
happen now is people get these flamethrowers and there could be
knockoff flame throwers which cannot be claimed as the world-famous flame
throwers and those are gonna explode and then we’re gonna see those YouTube
videos and we’re gonna laugh and laugh hashtag knockoff flamethrower those the
same kids that live through the the Tod pot eating or whatever they’re gonna get
a hold of a flamethrower and they’re gonna have some kind of a flamethrower
battle what is that bad if they survive the tide pots cuz they weren’t stupid
enough to do the type punch I’m just worried that they’re gonna keep
surviving and push the evolution of stupid anymore that’s the type pot and
you know doesn’t make it then they’re already getting rid of the bad genes
yeah they’re cleaning it out of the gene pool that’s true but then you had the
ones that take my god we’re cleaning what was necessary Thank You tide for
really cleaning up you in yeah yeah and it all makes sense now for the next
colors because they did okay whatever deal with shut up oh my god you know
what it is it’s like a as we’ve been talking yeah sushi roll
it’s a weird doughnut Dave I don’t think anybody actually knows what that is but
you know I still got your back homey Justin drew a shitty type on any tied
pot I was saying that you have the people who do the tied pot challenge and
challenge is really just eat a fuckin tripod and it’s really just rolling
people that like we’re trolling dumbasses started it and like weren’t
probably even actually eating Todd Tide Pods no just a gag like oh the next cool
thing is eating Tide Pods and and it became and actually the gullible and the
dumb like literally and figuratively fed off of this yeah and and like people
started actually get sick and and now people are doing it because they think
like it’s clean school yeah because like like stupidity I don’t get it I’m a part
of something yeah as far as I know I don’t know anybody
who’s done that I don’t know which makes me very happy for my friends
yeah so we got to do it first you go right at us
you apparently don’t want to do the hot sauce challenge but you’ll eat at eyed
pod what hot sauce challenge we talked about this two weeks ago like Jeremy
Jeremy I’m gonna bring in a whole sauces and we’re gonna and you’re all like not
wanting to destroy your asshole or something before yeah that makes sense
I like spicy food but I also like an unburnt anus so it’s kind of like you
know battling the two loves right so you’re gonna do it love – but I love and
unburnt anus one of them not all of them and then Jason trying to not tell you
what it was not yes I went through the gas chamber so I don’t need to do this I
did actually go through the guests yes you said that previously on talkie box
I mean Vitaly whatever yeah I don’t want to well as long as all right you know
I’ll tell you what if we do it on a different day than Tuesday hmm I’ll do
it that’s fine because Wednesdays are busy days for me yeah and I don’t really
have time to be like shitting my brains out all morning
what was the excruciating pain the what was gonna happen was I it’s
Timmy hot sauces and then whatever like we want to put it on or dip it in it’s
not gonna be like a full course you know I I got you six wings here tossed and
the worst thing I could find yeah we’re not like taking shots of hot
sauce tasting yeah it’s just it’s just like a taste like see which one you know
how badly you react to it because like the one I had just got which I’m very
very happy with I’ve seen people just dip toothpicks in it and then go from
like perfectly fine to full-on their sweat and faces rather like having
trouble breathing oh yeah like sore fun
Adam at work we had rice one day it’s already kind of spicy rice and so one of
my managers like hey I brought it in from one of my co-workers to try and he
he didn’t actually try it that day which was upsetting but they added it to this
right so they had a bowl of it so all I’m seeing is my manager you tried it
yeah where’s my drink I just drink says Todd another so have
another waitress she just I didn’t see this all I heard was move I need a drink
and she Sprint’s from the kitchen ooh and it was good stuff good stuff I will
say this there was one time that I did something unintentionally spicy and I
regretted it quite a bit see we use this this super super hot scorpion pepper
powder your at work to make some of our different sauces and we we take this
stuff and it’s like we’ll take a gallon of this sauce and we put like a teaspoon
and a half of this stuff into a gallon and the sauce is just insanely hot right
like it’s nice on the front side but then it just starts really burning you
on the back side I have a beard right yeah you know
beards are good about preventing particles yeah we’re getting to your
like your mouth and your nose so they preserve they preserve horses as well
very you stupid they do that I also have a beard so I pick up this camo way we
had just gotten this thing so I pick up this jar and I pop it open I’m like yeah
it smells pretty hot I slap it close but when I slapped it close I didn’t realize
it at the time just so I wash my hands you know getting back to business like I
stroke my beard at one point and then I get back to business and the next thing
I know like my lips hurt like my lips like really hurt yeah what is that what
is that that I like I’m like figuring out what’s going on and now I realized
that I’ve been running my hand through my beard and like my cheek starts to get
really warm too because I touched my face yeah then the next thing I know my
whole face is like on fire like there’s no spice inside my mouth it’s just all
here so there’s no like guzzling water to relieve myself right and I’m at work
when it’s like we always pepper spray yeah three hours into a 10-hour shift
yeah I can’t really go and like full-scale like scrub out my beard cuz
it’ll be all drippy and really gross so I had to suffer through it just like wow
see I think we should like you probably bill right yeah so you go you you put
your head over a sink Oh dump milk on your face okay right like Flashdance
yeah like Flashdance except on a sink with milk like a Wisconsin Flashdance
constant flame dance yeah speaking of pepper spray I remember
once when I was a child you know like your kid you want let you explore things
yes of course you go through like drawers and stuff what
here so I went through mom’s purse one time ooh and I found her pepper spray
ooh I was like oh cool I know what this is
I’m you know I was older than I was like I know what this is I don’t want to
spray this in my face and so I you know it had like this terney thing you turn
it so it’s in the position where you spray safety and I sprayed it away from
me and then the wind brought it back and I learned there’s never a good time to
use pepper spray there isn’t normally I’ve you’re not
getting attacked don’t bother I’ve never had the misfortune of dealing
with pepper spray but I’ve heard nothing but horror stories I have had the
misfortune of being tased before have you
yes wait no I’ve heard this oh yeah yeah he was tased also tased a very good
friend of ours Katie got a Taser yeah for safety first but you see the thing
about a Taser is is it’s a new toy so you want to play with it yeah but you’re
not really getting mugged on the Reg you ask your friends if you can taste them
and believe it or not a majority of the time the answer is there we had a few
friends who seems pretty enthusiastic about I believe it up like oh yeah tase
me come on I wanna be with that’s life and
then we saw that happen like yeah definitely no now but somehow all
offense before now I’m positive no no tasing over time through the
course of this evening our inhibitions were stripped yeah just kind of weaned a
little bit diminished yeah yeah diminished inhibitions great word I like
it diminished so Jason was first he got tased yeah you agreed to it or you used
like glit have I I basically told everybody that they were dumb until I
became like the minority in the household of
people who had been cave people who hadn’t been tazed and then it became
like oh you don’t have the fortitude you don’t have the balls wherewithal yeah
you don’t have the whole it’s pot and so I was like all right if you’re just
gonna keep on calling me out fuckin taze me bro
and so where’d they get you a bat on the arm okay and I had I had like four
hoodies on three or four hoodies yeah like you do like I normally do and I
really barely even felt it like so the trick to getting tazed is we’re layers
we’re all ears yeah see I was also one of the remaining minority after Jason
had gotten tased and I was still pretty you know adamant about not getting
attended and then my friend Katie saw this opening in the conversation where
while she was working on convincing me to get tased and I’m like nah nah and
then we just she kept making points after points after points and then I’m
like you know what I’d be willing to do it if you were willing to get tased in
return and she said no so we kept bargaining negotiating what it would
take for me to get tased and I just got tased
it just happened but I just thrown aside really quick in there yeah negotiations
broke the variations broke down and it was just decided executive Li yeah by
the Taser unilaterally that I would be taste how was it it was unpleasant
it was very quick now it’s not like get down on the ground you motherfucker
yeah it was like let’s see yeah it was not pleasant I can see how it would have
been increasingly less pleasant the longer I had been tased right so I’m
thankful it was brilliant this was through clothes or a t-shirt yeah I
wasn’t I you are lame like Jason Jason always has
like bulky his arm is only this wide he’s no Jack I’m actually
two-dimensional I wear all these layers just for the case so that we can see
give me that perception of like depth I was a t-shirt where you know it got me
pretty good all right have you ever been tased a I haven’t do
you want to I don’t I didn’t think so what I think is that they’ve I see a lot
of these legs II internet challenges you know ice bucket challenge you know you
know hot sauce challenge and things like that
I think jockey box should go ahead and unite like Dora challenge these
challenges into like some kind of a singular sort of gauntlet challenge
where you have to like eat a turd pot get tazed has not so although while
planking all except that the tied part oh that’s where you draw the line yeah
Wow you know being dunked with a bucket I see so here’s what you do all right
you do the you take a shot of hot sauce and then you plank for one of those
Steve what did what do they call those videos the mannequin challenge you do
like a mannequin challenge while you’re planking and then you dump a bucket of
ice water you get hazed blanking and you can’t break the mannequin okay and then
you have ice water dumped on you Jason first not it you’re a brave soul you’ve
got the fortitude enough for you guys where I’ll do it for them Katie hot
sauce also gonna be the hottest hot sauce I mean there’s plenty of hot sauce
is that it well that’s our hot summer day it won’t be a full shot any sense of
taste we don’t want you shitting your pants
when you’re flanking either with that on YouTube I’ll be a full shot
that be most of the bottle right you know through very hot sleepers a bottle
I just want like where we going 20 cents I’ll get you a tablespoon of the dried
scorpion powder for you to just like take a bite of the lemon challenging
yeah like it’s like with scorpion powder and then take a shot of hot sauce
straight up I didn’t do it I bet you would then you would not be happy with
yourself I mean you don’t know my spice tolerance that’s true I don’t but have
you ever heard new episodes of taste have you ever tried to do that with
cinnamon yeah just don’t like salmon at all a
spoonful of any kind of like powdered strong powder like that
yeah well it’s real hard once you actually the saliva starts to soak into
the spoonful of cinnamon is tantamount to a spoonful of sand like yeah you
can’t you can’t yeah it’s so dry but also cinnamon has like an innate like
heat to it it’s not like it’s not the same as peppers but it’s still like
there’s a spice to it there’s are unpleasant sensations with too much
cinnamon yeah why I don’t like cinnamon gum
I don’t like cinnamon gum because the Goldschlager yeah I don’t like
Goldschlager or so it’s really the cinnamon flavor what’s that for me if
your head Goldschlager it tastes like big big red gum yep and
that’s terrible and there was a New Year’s where answered my big red sheep I
was I was with some friends we were drinking goes lager we were doing shot
to go stronger and have a great time if you never seen go fucker it’s got actual
flecks of gold in it mm-hmm and they’re not actual flecks they are they’re a
cool because there are people who like will strain it and get that gold and go
and sell it for the pennies that it’s worth it
such a small size but it seems so wasteful to put fucking gold in a drink
I don’t think this terrible what do you think it is I think it’s some kind of
it’s no it’s it’s gold leaf they they use gold leaf anyway miniscule there we
are doing shots of Goldschlager for New Year’s having a great old time and
eating even his broccoli cheese dip and that was fan
mm-hmm and then one of my buddies goes hey let’s switch over to Jack Daniels
and then we did that and that was stupid and and then I think we ran out so we
went back to Goldschlager and then there are large parts of the night I don’t
remember I do know that everybody in the house threw up at one point good
including myself good I woke up in the shower at one point I did not put myself
there like were you laying down in the shower make it in the show what the hell
and and and I we were coming to consciousness and be like this is nice
this is a pleasant feeling this warm shower I like being in the shower this
is where I live now and my buddy DJ who is apparently the one who put me there
it was like time to get out of the shower like no this is my element I want
to be here I just got Jeff and it’s like no get out and he’s like bodily takes me
out of the shower and then I don’t remember some things and I woke up
wearing clothes that did not belong to me in a room I hadn’t seen yet nice and
was it a big old button-up t-shirt did it like cut off right at the top there’s
a t-shirt a little booty shorts did you walk around like asking if he was gonna
give you a ride home sure we’re making some breakfast oh yeah well not a
pleasant time ever since then because of the ghost art and I’ve had this kind of
experience with a lot of alcohol that I’ve had bad experiences with as I can’t
stand that taste or smell anymore I’m sorry I just I can’t get the image out
of my head right walking around some guy’s house like with a frying pan
I mean eggs I was part of no I do the same thing like your Meister negative
nostalgia like yeah yeah just remember smells yeah I can’t drink beer for the
most part because my first big party of college I got real messed up on beer and
hunt and now just the smell of beer kind of
puts me off and and I it’s not as bad as it used to be I used to actually get
nauseous from just smelling beer and it’s better now and I’m sure I’ve found
a couple beers that I will drink but for the most part I can’t do it Jagermeister
is one I definitely can’t do like I threw in the towel on that years ago
yeah once you throw up Jagermeister you never need to drink it again true you
ever had you ever absent I’ve not had absent here’s my suggestion when it
comes to absent this is for you and you guys here absinthe is meant to be drank
in a certain way yes with the sugar and water the sugar etc do not under any
circumstances let anyone tell you that you should do it straight because it
takes like pure fucking evil if evil has a taste its
absinthe and I there was it was I mean it is coloured Disney evil green it is
the first birthday that I live with you but that I had when I was living with
Jason our roommate at the time brought it to me for my birthday like hey I got
you a shot for your birthday and I was already drunk
it’s show bird me up that’s how bad it is see it’s actually really funny like
absinthe I’m not sure if you know this was actually illegal in the United
States up until a couple of years ago absinthe yeah true absence with a legal
like you could not get in the United States because of its hallucinogenic
properties and it actually does have hallucinogenic properties because of the
wormwood in here technically poison it’s technically poison but yeah I’ve heard
that the only way you can drink it is to like do the the proper like rich wool
and yeah pour the absinthe over the shoulders like I’m mixing with water
like that and yet don’t do it straight it’s just it’s just like did you I was
sober for a good half hour and like my drunk went away and that drink that it
was awful and then like 30 minutes later I went back to being drunk from the
previous did you get a visit from the Green Fairy no I was no hallucination it
was just me hating everyone okay yeah we should try and drink enough to
hallucinate so no idea why because it was awful
yeah because drag it straight you dummy Walter I
think that process is actually part of the activation process of like making
the hallucinogenic properties no functional so if you’re just drinking it
straight I think that the odds of you getting any noticeable visual or
auditory Aloha loosen ations are very very small yeah I’m not sure I would be
interested in finding out write that down
you know how about you write that up all right we can do that on taki box
absinthe challenge shot of absinthe I’m abstaining no very quickly this
challenge you know you’re doing and I was when I was a young girl add a
different group of friends well actually the owner of the castle was amongst
those group of friends but I am we had a New Year’s Eve party and I drank a fifth
of avalanche and a fifth of aftershock an afterthought remember is a peppermint
schnapps and aftershock cinnamon is a cinnamon schnapps they just soak in that
alcohol and there’s tons alcohol concentration in those sugar crystals I
was actually so drunk that I like screwdrivers into the bottles to get
those flavored crystals I’m out of there and then like use them as though they
were like ice cubes and other drinks so I got alcohol poisoning that night all
right I would yeah and I found out that instead of like taking me to the
hospital that what my friends would do is just roll me off the deck after
looting all of my cigarettes and my lighter and like pretty much anything of
party value right that I had on me and then just sort of pushing me into a
place now as I mentioned a forehand this is a New Year’s Eve party and so I woke
up at dawn with like a layer of frost on my clothing it it didn’t fortunately
frost to my still-beating body I was alive
still missing a piece of your nose to this day though and so I crawled from
the area where I had been rolled off and I found an open car like just crawled
through the driveway like throwing up every few feet and I just found an open
car yeah and I got inside of it and I passed back out where I got woke up
probably four or five hours later by the owner of that car who was like hey man
you got I remember so I don’t drink that shit no yeah I had friends who would
they would drink me off the shock and then you used a screwdriver apparently
kept the bottle intact yes yeah yeah my friends would smash that on the ground
Oh glass and then try to pick through the glass to get to the sugar crystals
because they were dummies taste okay though no jigger nope tastes like blood
very iron rich flavor so I’m looking a battery that uh that that’s body in the
show yeah Dave yeah did you learn anything no I learned the flamethrowers
apparently the world safest world safe world say was fleeing flamethrower from
the boring company yep you know want one I want one
where’d you learn I’m just curious like what would be they like the world’s
safest like ninja sword I’ll be like it would still have to be a ninja sword
yeah right and you would still have to be able to like cut a man in half or
whatever like right would it just be like the minimum length to be like
imagine would be like if you let go of it like something like sheath the blade
or something oh I couldn’t automatically sheathing yeah blade okay so you
couldn’t accidentally like you could purposefully hurt people but you
couldn’t accidentally hurt somebody see now if this flamethrower has like a
camera on the front of it with like human being recognition software model
and it doesn’t hurt when you pointed out a human being I’ll be fucking impressed
but otherwise I’m under the impression this is just like every other flame
though where only the flame is probably down low and rather than like see what
you but you need to do is you need to get in contact with both the boring
company and Brian and RedBubble and let’s get some talkie box branded
flamethrowers on the website that’s not a bad idea it would go Peart it’s a
white flamethrower you just slap a talkie box sticker over the morning
company it still looks great you’re not talking about gluing on it yeah does it
have to be white it’s tweety racism well besides the justin is a racist
flamethrower I learned I learned that Mario Odyssey is a is a 9 out of 10 on
the justin scale of outstanding Nintendo games you know and that he thinks the
switch is an incredible buy and he’s very glad all right Justin what you
learn I learned that uh Jason has an iPhone
and doesn’t know how to use it and I also learned that you can also get
a boring company fire extinguisher to pair with your flamethrower thirty bucks
I’m excited about that I say be accessorized that fire extinguisher the
the the flamethrower they didn’t even accessorize the Hat
well you could probably get a boring company fishhook or something if you’re
down in the south can you be like a boring company Bell
book I think that would accessorize a hat appropriately we should do a talking
box a talkie box belt I really like the idea of the talky bot as a head as a as
a belt buckle and where the shit out of that and I’ll see what I can do about
that yeah I feel like it slam Thor’s belt buckles talk to the boring company
and get in on Ilan hashtag let’s lunch let’s let’s lunch Oh probably tweet him
I mean would you like flamethrowers are fun you didn’t know that already you
know I mean show no I just it’s no longer an appendage a little fight it
yeah flamethrowers are fun is no longer an actual American information correct
being around people who share my opinion we’re right how excited I get about this
lamp door rather than like yeah look at this it’s a flamethrower
I don’t need your negativity in my life negative you know the first thing I
would want to do is go to South Carolina or Florida or Tennessee wherever the
hell they sell fireworks get a big-ass paper bag filled with random fireworks
and then flamethrower that begs nowhere I thought you were going with us I
thought you know just walking in to the fireworks store place yeah it’s not a
bad idea I mean that would be a pretty good flamethrower video that would be
much better than the one that would be considered evidence number one case
versus Exhibit A people versus Jason Morgan throw they would be this video of
him of Alabama versus Jason Martin we’d like
to introduce Exhibit A so now flamethrower with a talky box
ticker tell me your association with talky box we need 500 dollars worth of
fireworks and 500 office with a flamethrower I’ll make a video of that
I’ll tell you what as soon as you guys raise $500 worth of flamethrowers and
you guys raise and then one of you guys we’re gonna roll out this video get
yourselves together and then split in two
I’ll put I’ll put ten dollars into this I got five on it so it’s 15 bucks no
nothing all right guys all right that’s my idea
listen guys only nine hundred and eighty-five dollars left to go let’s get
to work we got hashtags tonight we have a few hashtags okay some of them are
going to be a little more obscure the first one
Temecula the midis hashtag Temecula the midis that’s what Jason has it prevents
them from using an iPhone right hashtag Jason has an iPhone
hashtag knock off flamethrower in hashtag absinthe challenge all right yes
well get those trending on the Twitter’s and whatever yeah feel free to say so I
say fire this spring yeah coming this spring YouTube videos of your children
dying that’s exactly use all your machine
players and your in your eye computers and and and make all that stuff do
things on the on the inter come on the intermedius yeah spread our names in our
faces and our total value weigh and measure us and then it increases our
value and then do that like Caesar thing with your thumb yeah they’re like remember if you do anything flamethrower
challenge related make sure you mention taki box told you to do it yeah
that’s a very true unless it’s a crime hashtag this is for talky Bob good night
everybody everybody

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