Chris Tavener – Phoney Supremacy (Taken From ‘Is He Joking? Live’ DVD)

Chris Tavener – Phoney Supremacy (Taken From ‘Is He Joking? Live’ DVD)


It’s a little bit darker this one Not to put a downer on things It’s basically about hate and… division in our own society It’s got a lovely singalong at the end Are you scared to say how you really feel? Do you feel afraid ’cause you know it’s real When you see that they’re coming over here There’s a million more in a single year They speak a different language And they’re not compatible With the rest of us, they look out for their own The government won’t make it stop I saw one in my cornershop near home I just don’t like the people that use iPhones I’m a Samsung man and I’m really proud When I get a text you can hear the sound * Whistles * Well it’s not PC but I face the fact That I can’t be near a phone that’s black Nokia and Nexus have their own communities They keep that to themselves, that’s fine with me But I’d rather set my house on fire Than let an iPhone use my wireless key But it often feels like you and me Are not too far apart There’s beauty in the world’s diversity And if you cut the smart phones open Then they’ll both spill green chips Maybe we should stop the rivalry And live in harmony Nah! Well they seem content in a low-paid job As a freelancer artist hipster snob They should integrate but they just refuse To ever make a charger we can use We’re clearly overrun The Daily Mail say they’re scum So who am I to argue with what’s right? But I don’t want to cause offence I see some in the audience tonight And it often feels like you and me Are not too far apart We can both download our Candy Crush for free And if you cut the smart phones open Then they’ll both spill green chips Maybe we should stop the rivalry And live in harmony ‘Cause we’re all just phones I mean they’re all just phones We’re born the same because we’re all assembled by An Asian guy And when we break we have to make calls To Mumbai Oh why oh why Here comes the singalong Is it Samsung vs Apple We’re not programmed to be friends Samsung vs Apple But is that the way it ends? What if Samsung stood with Apple? Ahhh ah ahhh ah Samsung stood with Apple Ahhh ah ahhh ah Join in with me on the ahhh ah’s this time Ahhh ah ahhh ah One more time Ahhh ah ahhh ah What if Samsung stood with Apple? Ahhh ah ahhh ah Get your phones out Samsung stood with Apple Ahhh ah ahhh ah Come on you Samsungs Ahhh ah ahhh ah Alright go on then iPhones Ahhh ah ahhh ah What if Samsung stood with Apple? Ahhh ah ahhh ah What if Samsung stood with Apple? Ahhh ah ahhh ah

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